This basically sums up one of the biggest problems with the United States’ schooling system
With the a lot of the worlds schooling system.
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
So last night we ran out of Toilet Paper. We improvised. This is college.
Survival of the fittest bitches.
^ that’s the roomie
How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.
Discover tiny nibblins for a friend.
Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.
Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
please reblog this
Okay, finally a corset I can actually see myself in…
mainly because I’m pretty sure few other people in the same room would be in one, but also because I’m just not really a velvet and lace girl…
I want the first one wahhhhhh
Think about how fast he snitched tho